I will try to keep a running list of some infamous quotes I've had...it may gave you some insight on the man they call
Drew.
"I'm calling to tell you guys that there's a certain place I can't go anymore. You know what I'm talking about,
but I shouldn't discuss it on the phone."
-A message left on the answering machine, yet oddly enough, when we returned the call he wasn't there. Where was he?
He called back to say he had just got home from going to the place that he couldn't go anymore.

"Where's Howard? Bustah? The Love Sponge? This guy is way better than Howard." - Announced in 2008 after
wanting to hear Howard Stern on Sirius, realizing we were listening to BUBBA the Love Sponge, and hearing one second of Akira
clips before deciding that Bubba (Bustah) was way better than Howard.



"All winners are losers. Are losers. Ohhhhh." - Announced Christmas 2005 after believing he won a life-changing
$15,000 from a fake scratch ticket.
"Loose stools or not, I eat." - Announced the summer that Olean products came out.
"When I die, I want to be buried under this barn." - Announced after reaching a premium high and followed
by maniacal laughter.
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